Fun Stuff

Lots of LOLs on Amazon Reviews

Oct 27th

Posted by Owen Kuemerle in Fun Stuff

2 comments

OK, so since I have way too much time on my hands, I have started look­ing at Ama​zon​.com a lot lately. They sim­ply have the most ran­dom crap ever (pretty much any­thing you could think of, they have it). I also enjoy read­ing the reviews as they some­times turn out to be very funny; almost LOL funny! I’ve col­lected a few of these funny reviews and would like to share them with you as they are very funny. Dis­claimer: I’m not totally pos­i­tive all of these reviews are for realsies.

  1. First Check 12 Drug Test, Home: “I’ve used this test sev­eral times over the past year and have found it to be accu­rate. On a cou­ple of occa­sions my son denied using the drug that showed pos­i­tive. How­ever, in every case, he even­tu­ally vol­un­tar­ily con­fessed. If he hadn’t, I might have thought the test was faulty.“

    Wow. Thank you sir/ma’am for telling the whole world that your son is a drug­gie. WTF?!?! Why would you even post this. I guess the self-​​conscious fil­ter for their brain has been com­pletely dimin­ished. My advice for you sir/ma’am: your son sucks and will prob­a­bly end up at some dead beat job that teenagers usu­ally work at, I.E: a diner or McDonald’s. Good advice, I know.

  2. Quick Fix More >
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6 Slice Goodness

6 Slice Goodness

Oct 18th

Posted by Owen Kuemerle in College

6 comments

Well, today my bread expired so I went crazy and made a six-​​slice peanut but­ter and jelly sand­wich. Observe:

6 Slice PB & J

This is def­i­nitely one of my finer feats in life; prob­a­bly up there in the final four. You might ask me why I just hap­pen to have six slices of bread on my per­son. Let me explain. So, last week was midterm break or more P.C.: “Octo­ber Recess.” As my luck would have it, all facil­i­ties serv­ing food on cam­pus were closed — for­ever or at least until the resump­tion of school. So, I asked my friend with a car to drive me to the local Hy-​​Vee. For those of you kid­dies not around/​in the Mid­west area of the United States, Hy-​​Vee is a gro­cery store just like Ralph’s, Stater Broth­ers, Albert­sons, etc. At the Hy-​​Vee, I stocked up on food for over the break. I got sev­eral cans of Hy-​​Vee brand veg­etable beef and chicken noo­dle soup, Hy-​​Vee brand Easy-​​Mac style mac­a­roni, Sponge­Bob fruit snacks, Hy-​​Vee brand all in one peanut but­ter and jelly (as seen in the pic­ture), three pack­ages of beef fla­vor Top Ramen, three pack­ages of ori­en­tal fla­vor Top Ramen, frosted oat­meal cook­ies, a loaf of enriched white bread, and a four pack of this morning’s More >

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