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Guess What?… St. Mary’s now has an official Mozilla Campus Rep!
Nov 23rd
Oh snap dude!, Owen is now an official Mozilla Campus Representative! Yeah, that’s right. I could possibly be the only Mozilla Campus Rep here in Minnesota, or at least in Winona, MN. Now that I am an official rep, I have several responsibilities to fulfill. Count ‘em off kiddies:
- I will, to the best of my ability, attempt to convert those now currently worshiping the devil (using Internet Explorer) to worshiping God (using Firefox)
- I think I get a free t-shirt. Sweet
- Although I didn’t specify in the survey, I just might start a Firefox club here at school. Please leave comments about what you think of the name of the club should be. Please don’t say ‘Club Firefox’ or ‘The Firefox Club’
- St. Mary’s might have some super cool Firefox events now ; p
- Portray Internet Explorer as most evilest thing on the Earth
I guess the easiest way to start spreading Firefox is to try and get everyone in my dorm to use the best browser in the world. From there, I will try and spread it even more but I obviously don’t have enough resources currently to make the whole campus to convert yet. I know that a lot of people in my dorm are pretty technologically unsavvy so those will be the hardest people to convert. The More >
Lots of LOLs on Amazon Reviews
Oct 27th
OK, so since I have way too much time on my hands, I have started looking at Amazon.com a lot lately. They simply have the most random crap ever (pretty much anything you could think of, they have it). I also enjoy reading the reviews as they sometimes turn out to be very funny; almost LOL funny! I’ve collected a few of these funny reviews and would like to share them with you as they are very funny. Disclaimer: I’m not totally positive all of these reviews are for realsies.
- First Check 12 Drug Test, Home: “I’ve used this test several times over the past year and have found it to be accurate. On a couple of occasions my son denied using the drug that showed positive. However, in every case, he eventually voluntarily confessed. If he hadn’t, I might have thought the test was faulty.“
Wow. Thank you sir/ma’am for telling the whole world that your son is a druggie. WTF?!?! Why would you even post this. I guess the self-conscious filter for their brain has been completely diminished. My advice for you sir/ma’am: your son sucks and will probably end up at some dead beat job that teenagers usually work at, I.E: a diner or McDonald’s. Good advice, I know.
- Quick Fix More >
6 Slice Goodness
Oct 18th
Well, today my bread expired so I went crazy and made a six-slice peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Observe:
6 Slice PB & J
This is definitely one of my finer feats in life; probably up there in the final four. You might ask me why I just happen to have six slices of bread on my person. Let me explain. So, last week was midterm break or more P.C.: “October Recess.” As my luck would have it, all facilities serving food on campus were closed — forever or at least until the resumption of school. So, I asked my friend with a car to drive me to the local Hy-Vee. For those of you kiddies not around/in the Midwest area of the United States, Hy-Vee is a grocery store just like Ralph’s, Stater Brothers, Albertsons, etc. At the Hy-Vee, I stocked up on food for over the break. I got several cans of Hy-Vee brand vegetable beef and chicken noodle soup, Hy-Vee brand Easy-Mac style macaroni, SpongeBob fruit snacks, Hy-Vee brand all in one peanut butter and jelly (as seen in the picture), three packages of beef flavor Top Ramen, three packages of oriental flavor Top Ramen, frosted oatmeal cookies, a loaf of enriched white bread, and a four pack of this morning’s More >
Quick MLIA Update
Oct 17th
As described/promised in my later post, I said I would update you kiddies on my completely unofficiall, non-scientific MLIA study:
My next study will be to copy an old MLIA and re-post it. I will make a hypothesis now that it will not get voted through. I would assume that no one will have remembered the post and therefore not care if it’s been posted again. The conclusion will be that the general MLIA attitude has changed.
The post:
Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn’t, but I clicked “yes” anyway. The program didn’t know I lied, and began to install. MLIA
The results are in.
Average: 12 Meh: 10
That is simply pathetic. I have other real posts that didn’t make it on MLIA but still had way higher counts than this one. Take for example this one:
Today, I found out that my name is the same as a member of the Knights of the Round Table. I now secretly consider myself cooler than other people. Thank you mom & dad. MLIA.
As you read this, I will have already quit reading MLIA. I now stick to sites like FailBlog, Lolcats, and My Drunk Pics for my daily entertainment. Thanks for reading this not-so-long post. And then I found five dollars.
More >MLIA — Not so Average Anymore
Oct 11th
Today, while I was browsing through MyLifeIsAverage.com, I have slowly come to a personal consensus that MLIA has transformed into a website about not so average stories. Back in the day, MLIAs used to be clever, funny, and most importantly; short. Examples of good original MLIAs:
- Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA
- Today, my teacher saw me texting under the desk and grabbed my phone. She didnt grab my penis. MLIA.
- Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn’t, but I clicked ‘yes’ anyway. The program didn’t know I lied, and began to install. MLIA.
- Today, I went to the store and bought some Land o Lakes cheese. On the label, it said ‘LOL Cheese’. I laughed. MLIA
- Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn’t tackled by any women. MLIA.
Truly funny, short, and believable. There are several aspects that an MLIA must contain in order to qualify itself. The first and most important is the obvious one; the story must be true, not made up. This aspect is essential to the funniness factor of an MLIA. I think I have come to the conclusion that there is a part in our brain that sorts out fake stuff from real stuff. This function is always active. When you read an More >