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Lots of LOLs on Amazon Reviews
Oct 27th
OK, so since I have way too much time on my hands, I have started looking at Amazon.com a lot lately. They simply have the most random crap ever (pretty much anything you could think of, they have it). I also enjoy reading the reviews as they sometimes turn out to be very funny; almost LOL funny! I’ve collected a few of these funny reviews and would like to share them with you as they are very funny. Disclaimer: I’m not totally positive all of these reviews are for realsies.
- First Check 12 Drug Test, Home: “I’ve used this test several times over the past year and have found it to be accurate. On a couple of occasions my son denied using the drug that showed positive. However, in every case, he eventually voluntarily confessed. If he hadn’t, I might have thought the test was faulty.“
Wow. Thank you sir/ma’am for telling the whole world that your son is a druggie. WTF?!?! Why would you even post this. I guess the self-conscious filter for their brain has been completely diminished. My advice for you sir/ma’am: your son sucks and will probably end up at some dead beat job that teenagers usually work at, I.E: a diner or McDonald’s. Good advice, I know.
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6 Slice Goodness
Oct 18th
Well, today my bread expired so I went crazy and made a six-slice peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Observe:
6 Slice PB & J
This is definitely one of my finer feats in life; probably up there in the final four. You might ask me why I just happen to have six slices of bread on my person. Let me explain. So, last week was midterm break or more P.C.: “October Recess.” As my luck would have it, all facilities serving food on campus were closed — forever or at least until the resumption of school. So, I asked my friend with a car to drive me to the local Hy-Vee. For those of you kiddies not around/in the Midwest area of the United States, Hy-Vee is a grocery store just like Ralph’s, Stater Brothers, Albertsons, etc. At the Hy-Vee, I stocked up on food for over the break. I got several cans of Hy-Vee brand vegetable beef and chicken noodle soup, Hy-Vee brand Easy-Mac style macaroni, SpongeBob fruit snacks, Hy-Vee brand all in one peanut butter and jelly (as seen in the picture), three packages of beef flavor Top Ramen, three packages of oriental flavor Top Ramen, frosted oatmeal cookies, a loaf of enriched white bread, and a four pack of this morning’s More >
Quick MLIA Update
Oct 17th
As described/promised in my later post, I said I would update you kiddies on my completely unofficiall, non-scientific MLIA study:
My next study will be to copy an old MLIA and re-post it. I will make a hypothesis now that it will not get voted through. I would assume that no one will have remembered the post and therefore not care if it’s been posted again. The conclusion will be that the general MLIA attitude has changed.
The post:
Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn’t, but I clicked “yes” anyway. The program didn’t know I lied, and began to install. MLIA
The results are in.
Average: 12 Meh: 10
That is simply pathetic. I have other real posts that didn’t make it on MLIA but still had way higher counts than this one. Take for example this one:
Today, I found out that my name is the same as a member of the Knights of the Round Table. I now secretly consider myself cooler than other people. Thank you mom & dad. MLIA.
As you read this, I will have already quit reading MLIA. I now stick to sites like FailBlog, Lolcats, and My Drunk Pics for my daily entertainment. Thanks for reading this not-so-long post. And then I found five dollars.
More >MLIA — Not so Average Anymore
Oct 11th
Today, while I was browsing through MyLifeIsAverage.com, I have slowly come to a personal consensus that MLIA has transformed into a website about not so average stories. Back in the day, MLIAs used to be clever, funny, and most importantly; short. Examples of good original MLIAs:
- Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA
- Today, my teacher saw me texting under the desk and grabbed my phone. She didnt grab my penis. MLIA.
- Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn’t, but I clicked ‘yes’ anyway. The program didn’t know I lied, and began to install. MLIA.
- Today, I went to the store and bought some Land o Lakes cheese. On the label, it said ‘LOL Cheese’. I laughed. MLIA
- Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn’t tackled by any women. MLIA.
Truly funny, short, and believable. There are several aspects that an MLIA must contain in order to qualify itself. The first and most important is the obvious one; the story must be true, not made up. This aspect is essential to the funniness factor of an MLIA. I think I have come to the conclusion that there is a part in our brain that sorts out fake stuff from real stuff. This function is always active. When you read an More >
Some Things I’ve Noticed In College…
Sep 19th
OK, so I’ve been here for, like, a month I guess and I would like to point out some things that are different in college than in regular high school or grade school life. I’ll list them with numbers so you kiddies can keep track of how many things I’ve listed. Alright, here it goes (and keep your grubby hands off of this):
- On week nights, I usually stay up until 12–1 AM whereas in high school I would go to bed at around 10–10:30. I guess it’s partly becuase my mom isn’t yelling at me to go to bed. The other part is that none of my classes start at 7:15 in the morning. I can afford to stay up later becuase most of my classes start at, like, 8:45 and 10:45 so I can use those delayed class times to sleep in an extra hour or two, or three. The weekends usually include sleep time at 2–3 AM. On the computer more.
- I get to eat a real breakfast. Back in high school, I got up so early to get ready and drive to school that I really didn’t have time to eat a good breakfast. Not so here in college. I can get breakfast from, I think it’s 7–10:30 so I usually go half an hour before my More >