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Quick MLIA Update
Oct 17th
As described/promised in my later post, I said I would update you kiddies on my completely unofficiall, non-scientific MLIA study:
My next study will be to copy an old MLIA and re-post it. I will make a hypothesis now that it will not get voted through. I would assume that no one will have remembered the post and therefore not care if it’s been posted again. The conclusion will be that the general MLIA attitude has changed.
The post:
Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn’t, but I clicked “yes” anyway. The program didn’t know I lied, and began to install. MLIA
The results are in.
Average: 12 Meh: 10
That is simply pathetic. I have other real posts that didn’t make it on MLIA but still had way higher counts than this one. Take for example this one:
Today, I found out that my name is the same as a member of the Knights of the Round Table. I now secretly consider myself cooler than other people. Thank you mom & dad. MLIA.
As you read this, I will have already quit reading MLIA. I now stick to sites like FailBlog, Lolcats, and My Drunk Pics for my daily entertainment. Thanks for reading this not-so-long post. And then I found five dollars.
More >MLIA — Not so Average Anymore
Oct 11th
Today, while I was browsing through MyLifeIsAverage.com, I have slowly come to a personal consensus that MLIA has transformed into a website about not so average stories. Back in the day, MLIAs used to be clever, funny, and most importantly; short. Examples of good original MLIAs:
- Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA
- Today, my teacher saw me texting under the desk and grabbed my phone. She didnt grab my penis. MLIA.
- Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn’t, but I clicked ‘yes’ anyway. The program didn’t know I lied, and began to install. MLIA.
- Today, I went to the store and bought some Land o Lakes cheese. On the label, it said ‘LOL Cheese’. I laughed. MLIA
- Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn’t tackled by any women. MLIA.
Truly funny, short, and believable. There are several aspects that an MLIA must contain in order to qualify itself. The first and most important is the obvious one; the story must be true, not made up. This aspect is essential to the funniness factor of an MLIA. I think I have come to the conclusion that there is a part in our brain that sorts out fake stuff from real stuff. This function is always active. When you read an More >